Alien Abduction Zip Hoodie – Cute UFO Cow & Green Alien Pullover
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 19.25 | 21.26 | 23.23 | 25.24 | 27.24 | 29.25 |
| Length, in | 26.97 | 27.99 | 28.98 | 30.00 | 30.98 | 31.97 |
| Sleeve length, in | 33.98 | 35.00 | 35.98 | 36.97 | 37.99 | 38.98 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 |
Alien Abduction Zip Hoodie – Beam me up, degen. 🛸🐄👽
Degens, collectors, and late-night floor watchers, this full-zip is pure on-chain chaos wrapped in cozy comfort. Soft 50/50 cotton-poly blend keeps you warm while the charts do their thing, and that classic black silhouette? Instant stealth mode until you turn around and drop the pixel-perfect abduction scene: a tiny green alien beaming a spotted cow straight into a hovering UFO. Left-chest gets a matching embroidered emblem so the real ones spot you from across the Discord. It’s the ultimate “I got abducted by the blockchain” flex for the 8bitcrypto crew.
Zip it up on chilly evenings, throw it on for retro-gaming sessions, or wear it when you want an amusing conversation starter that still feels lived-in and low-key. Spacious front pockets for your hardware wallet (or snacks), adjustable hood for max immersion, and that tubular knit construction means no side seams—just pure comfort for every market cycle.
Built different:
- Medium-heavy 8 oz/yd² fabric that holds up like a blue-chip collection 💪
- Full metal zipper + self-colored drawstring (smooth as a successful mint) ✨
- Classic fit that runs true to size 🧢
- Embroidered left-chest emblem with bold DTG/DTF printed artwork on back and wrists 🎨
- Sewn-in label + EU 2-year warranty so your drip is protected 🛡️
From the 8bitcrypto merch vault — get abducted by the vibes, stack the laughs, and remind the timeline: WAGMI… even if a UFO takes your cow. 🚀
Care Instructions (keep that alien energy looking fresh):
🧼 Machine wash: warm (max 40°C / 105°F)
🧴 Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
🌀 Tumble dry: medium
♨️ Iron, steam or dry: low heat
❌ Do not dryclean
Ready to get beamed up? The mothership is waiting. 💎
Without side seams
Knit in one piece using tubular knit, it reduces fabric waste and makes the garment more attractive
Hood with drawstring
Adjustable hood with self-colored woven cord and buttonhole openings for the cord.
Metal zipper
Durable silver-colored metal zipper with metal puller.
Spacious pockets
Pockets on either side of the front have enough space for all your most important belongings
Embroidery
Embroidery decoration method available on left chest
Age restrictions
For adults
Warranty
EU warranty - 2 years
Other compliance information
Meets the lead and flammability level requirements.
Country of origin
Made in Honduras
DTF wrist prints
The wrist prints are printed using the Direct-to-Film (DTF) print method, while the rest of the prints are done with the Direct-to-Garment (DTG) method.
Machine wash: warm (max 40C or 105F); Non-chlorine: bleach as needed; Tumble dry: medium; Iron, steam or dry: low heat; Do not dryclean.
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